words in movies
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Cassie: Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap.]
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
Cassie: Nice to meet you too.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what shes eating.]
Ross: Cassie?
Ross: Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.
Cassie: Hey Ross!
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Cassie: Yeah.
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Cassie: Ah yeah, sorry about that.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Cassie: Im all done.
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Cassie: Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monicas place was nice, but her fiancee sure stares a lot.
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Ross: Cassie, how you-how you doin on that hot dog.
Phoebe: Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
Cassie: (noticing her) What?
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!