words in movies
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Fat Monica: Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
French Phoebe: Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
PHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
MR. GREENE:Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
CHANDLER: Ok, you can have it. [He licks it and offers it to her.]
Chandler: Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.
RYAN: Can I please see your face?
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Ross: Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because Im kinda hungry myself.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.
Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.)
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
MONICA: [grabs the other two bars on Richard's side and scores] Score! Now can we go?
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Monica: I cant leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Chandler: Ive got five bucks says you cant.
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Joey: All right. I cant see.
Rachel: Okay, well cant you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
Jester: Hey! You cant go back there!