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Chandler: (To Monica) Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I justI wanna be around her as much as I can.
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Monica: All right! Let's go! (Runs to the door.) Let's go Team Monica! (The guys all stop and stare at her) All right, we can work out the name later.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.
Chandler: Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!
Monica: It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
MR. GREENE:Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
CHANDLER: Ok, you can have it. [He licks it and offers it to her.]
Chandler: Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.
RYAN: Can I please see your face?
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Ross: Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because Im kinda hungry myself.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.
Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.)
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
MONICA: [grabs the other two bars on Richard's side and scores] Score! Now can we go?
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Monica: I cant leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Phoebe: Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Chandler: Ive got five bucks says you cant.
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Rachel: Okay, well cant you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Joey: All right. I cant see.
ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
Ross: Why? Why cant you go to him?
Phoebe: No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I cant see him.
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
Jester: Hey! You cant go back there!
Ross: What can I do, she doesnt listen to me about renters insurance either.
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.