words in movies
Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Phoebe: Im just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and cant perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Joey: Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Joey: I can scratch that right off.
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Ross: I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Ross: Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
JOEY: Check this out. Can I have this?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Really? You can actually see it?
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
ROSS: Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. [hands her a bowl and kisses her]
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
Rachel: No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
PHOEBE: Can you believe how much this is gonna cost?
JOEY: Yes! Yeah, it's like they're always saying "let's go here, let's go there". Like we can afford to go here and there.
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
CHANDLER: We can talk about that.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Phoebe: No! No! Its-its uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
ROSS: Hootie and the--oh my. I, I can catch them on the radio.
CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)
MONICA: Yeah. I hope she can kick his ass.
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
CHANDLER: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
RTST: Well, anyhoo, um, we are looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving-themed recipes. You think you might be interested?
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
PHOEBE: Um, gram, um, can I see the pictures of my dad again?
PHOEBE: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
MNCA: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.
FBOB: Uh, can I talk to you a minute?
WAITER: Can I get you something from the bar?
FBOB: Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Phoebe: Oh come on, they can be in the same room.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
CHANDLER: Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. (to Ross) I love her.
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
PHOEBE: I can do that.
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}
PHOEBE: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
Male Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
JOEY: Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?
PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress.
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
JOEY: Yeah, can you see me in a place like this?
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
MR. GELLER: Who's drink can I freshen?
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
MONICA: I know, how can you not be accross the hall anymore.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
ROSS: I can do that.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?