words in movies
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Dr. Franzblau: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.
Chandler: I can't belive it.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Ross: Can't do it, can you?
Ross and Julie: Can't wait.
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
ROSS: I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.
MONICA: Well, I guess now we can't go.
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
ROSS: Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonna go get a cat.
JOEY: I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.
Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I dont, I dont know what to say. I just can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
MONICA: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
ROSS: Yeah, can't help but.
COMMERCIAL VOICEOVER: Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth...
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
JOEY: Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
MONICA: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
PHOEBE: Well, I can't work with people who would do this.
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.
MONICA: I know. I just can't find...
JOEY: They can't kill me, I'm Francesca's long lost son.
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
JOEY: I can't watch this.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.
RYAN: I can't say.
PHOEBE: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.
RYAN: I really can't say.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
RYAN: I'm sorry, but I can't say.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
JOEY: Oh no, can't invite her. She also steals.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Joey: Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!