words in movies
Written by: Chris Brown Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Monica: Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Rachel: Look, yknow I know my lifes going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people whove accomplished so many other goals by the time theyre thirty.
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
Chandler: He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat.]
Originally written by Alexa Junge Transcribed by Josh Hodge.
Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
ROSS: [being drawn in by her talk] Uh-huh.
(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.
[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]
CHANDLER: By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Written by: Bill Lawrence Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Originally written by Michael Borkow Transcribed by Josh Hodge
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Mikael Hedberg
ROSS: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?
Originally written by Jeffrey Astroff and Mike Sikowitz Transcribed by Josh Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan SIlverstein.
Originally written by Doty Abrams Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips
RACHEL: Oh, by the way Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent. [hands her a smashed box]
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And Im appalled for you by the way.
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear]
Originally written by Alexa Junge. Trascribed by Josh Hodge.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: guineapig
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Phoebe: Yeah, and theyve been coming by all day. They love it!
ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and Eddie is fixing eggs.]
[Chandler's. He's playing foosball by himself.]
Originally written by ???.
[Joey's. Playing ping pong by himself.]
TILLY: Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
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Originally written by Alexa Junge.
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PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
JOEY: By someone besides Monica?
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
Originally written by Brown Mandell.
CHANDLER: Na, forget it, it's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.
Transcribed by Marita Bakken
[Monica pushes Ben down the aisle in a stroller. Susan is escorted by both her parents. Carol is escorted by Ross.]
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
MR. DOUGLAS: Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
ROSS: (using calculator) Plus tip, divided by six. Ok, everyone owes 28 bucks.
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
(She hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. While doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by.
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didnt mean anything by that, he really didnt.
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
(Chandler walks by and Joey lets out an evil "muhahaho".)
Phoebe: Oh, its the compulsively neat one by the window, okay.
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
(An embarrassed silence... finally broken by)
Written by: Brian Boyle Transcribed by: Samantha Stein
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
(Monica throws the ball over Joeys head, its stopped from rolling away by a very beautiful woman.)
Chandler: Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?
Ross: Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]