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[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Rachel and Bonnie: Hi!
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Bonnie: (to Rachel) Thanks a million.
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Ross: Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Bonnie: I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]
Phoebe: No-no, thats not, thats not me Phoebe, thats her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best Friends Forever.
Bonnie: Thanks! You too.
Bonnie: Oh yeah, well I just started wearing bras again.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: (to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?
Phoebe: Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie. (who has hair by the way)
Bonnie: Hi!
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
Phoebe: Oh no, Bonnies the best!
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Bonnie: (to Ross) Shoot! I cant go, I have to work!
Bonnie: Hey!
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Bonnie: Cool! Ill catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Bonnie: Really?!
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
(Ross and Bonnie enter)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
[Scene: The porch, Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading.]
Bonnie: Oh, the water was sooo great! We jumped off this pier and my suit came off.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Bonnie: All right.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Bonnie: Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
Bonnie: Yeah!
Bonnie: Y'know what, I should do it.
Bonnie: Come on, touch it!
Bonnie: (joining them) Hey guys.
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Bonnie: Hey, everybody!
Bonnie: (kisses Ross) Dont be too long.
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Bonnie: Okay, well gnight.
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Bonnie: You guys, the waters great. You should really go in.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Bonnie: (coming back from her swim) Hey!
(She exits just as Bonnie comes down the stairs, as bald as Michael Jordan.)
Bonnie: Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?
Phoebe: Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two arent together, she asked if I could set it up, but if youre not cool with it...
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I dont know, we were, we were making out.
Bonnie: So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
Bonnie: I can show you an ID if you want?