words in movies
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
ROSS: Wha--? Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--there's gonna be a hoopla?
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
MONICA: So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.
Chandler: We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Gunther: When's your birthday?
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!