words in movies
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Joey: I can't believe I won.
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Phoebe: (still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Joey: (Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!
Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).
Chandler: (embarrassed) I cannot believe Ross told you that! (pause) And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Chandler: Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!
Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Monica: I can't believe it! (pause) I lost!
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.
Monica: I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
Joey: I don't believe this... Have you guys been...
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Precious: I just can't believe this... Why?
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Chandler: Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!
Phoebe: Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Amanda: Can you believe it. I've never had any professional dance training.
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
Jack: I can't believe Emma is already one!
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Ross: (sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
Ross: I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)
Charlie: I can't believe this.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Ross: If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?
Chandler: I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!
Ross: I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!
Monica: Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!
Ross: I can't believe Chandler is missing this!
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Rachel: I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Phoebe: I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Erica: I can't believe this.
Ross: Believe me, if I did see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Ross: Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.
Rachel: Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.
Ross: (To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Ross: Oh, (grins) Believe me, the ladies, they love it!
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Ross: Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
Rachel: Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!
Rachel: Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store arent gonna believe this! (Exits.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Ross: Joey comeI cant believeI bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of natures most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Joey: Aww man! I cant believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the door.)
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
PHOEBE: Can you believe how much this is gonna cost?
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!