words in movies
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(He brought home Chandler for Thanksgiving. Chandler is sporting the very popular Flock of Seagulls haircut. Yeah, it's another you have to see it to believe it kinda thing.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Monica: Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.
Ross: I cant, I cant even believe her! No, yknow what, I am, I am gonna go!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.