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Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Monica: Its beautiful! Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?
Chandler: Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Monica: (again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
(Rachel heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
(She goes into the bathroom.)
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)
(They all decay into massive bickering as Phoebe returns from the bathroom.)
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
[He tries to blow it out, and obviously, it doesnt work. He runs over to the sink to get a glass of water to put out the fire, but since Monica is in the shower the water pressure is very low and takes a long time to fill the glass. In desperation he takes the half full glass over and dumps it on the fire, it doesnt work. He then picks up the dollhouse and considers bringing it over to the sink, but decides to take it into the bathroom and use the shower to put it out. He kicks open the door and we hear Monica scream at the top of her lungs.]
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Monica: Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom.
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.
Chandler: How did you know? (Heads back into the bathroom)
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Where's Monica?
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Ross: Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
(Joey throws open his door and stands there still in the Superman costume then slowly makes his way to the bathroom while keeping both eyes on the cage.)
Fireman #2: No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. Its looks like a curling iron.
Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Ross: Fine! Yknow what? It doesnt matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom.]
(Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)
Phoebe: Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, thats gone too. This is Monicas bathroom right?!
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
(Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)
ROSS: Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (Monica goes into the bathroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom.]
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!
(Chandler runs into the bathroom)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
(Phoebe enters the bathroom)
Joey: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Ross: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
Joey: I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
Ross: The bathroom?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh, I have to pee. If I dont come out in five minutes its because Ive choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)
Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Monica: Shes in the bathroom.
Rachel: Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. (Goes to the bathroom.)
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Monica: It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.
Rachel: I have to go to the bathroom. (Goes to the bathroom)
Joey: But it happens? (waiter leaves) I�m gotta go to the bathroom.
Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.