words in movies
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Ross: Fine. Youll-youll watch it on video when we get back.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you dont have those babies until I get back. (Kisses her stomach.)
Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?
Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)
Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.
Rachel: (Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Rachel: Hi, Im back. Listen, I need to...
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.
Chandler: Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.
Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesnt know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. Shes almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Rachel: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Joey: Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower. (Goes into the bathroom and comes back out quickly) Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yeah, think so. Oh! (She notices the tranquiliser dart has hit her in the butt and removes it) Huh. (Sways back) Whoah.
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
CHANDLER: I'm back.
JOEY: And you feel like we hold you back.
ROSS: There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica)
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
GUY: Alright, fine. [on the phone] I'll call you back. [hands the phone to her]
RACH: Ohhhhhhhh God. [climbs off his back]
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
[Ross walks back in, Rachel's coat in hand.]
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
Ross: I'm having... I'm having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
[Phoebe runs over the curb. Joey gets in the back seat, Chandler in the front]
MONICA: Well put it back.
CHANDLER: [Chandler gets in the back seat] Hey!
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
JOEY: Hey. [Phoebe takes off, Joey and Chandler are thrown back in the seat]
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
MONICA: So we're back on?
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
CAROL: We're back on.
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
COMMERCIAL VOICEOVER: Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth...
[back to Rachel and Monica]
PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.
[back to Chandler and Susie]
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.
Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!
[Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.]
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Barry: (to Mindy) Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Rachel: (jerks back from the tester) What?!
RACHEL: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Joey: I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
CHANDLER: You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Rachel: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.