words in movies
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]
(Monica and Rachel smile back prettily.)
(Back at the couch, Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Rosen have concerns of their own.)
(Meanwhile, back at the sink.)
(Rachel brightly limps back across the apartment with glasses of wine for the cute doctors, leaving an open-mouthed Monica in her wake.)
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Ross: Good. Maybe he can switch it back.
(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)
(Ursula's eyes dance as she laughs and smiles, simply glad to be back with her sister.)
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)
(..then turn back to the desk when the surprise hits them, and Ross and Chandler whip around once more. Monica and Rachel recoil slightly.)
(He looks up at her face and Phoebe, slipping out of character, smiles back at him. Joey's voice becomes soft and warm.)
(Phoebe smiles, when Joey takes her face in his hands and kisses her. Joey gets up to leave but stops suddenly. Phoebe silently shouts "Oh, whoa!!" to herself, and leans back in the sofa to recover, a hand to her tingling lips. A thoughtful Joey is also feeling his lips, so he hesitates for a moment, then returns for a better view, he thinks again, cocking his head from side to side to regard her profile from various angles, then...)
Rachel: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
CHANDLER: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Joey: Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower. (Goes into the bathroom and comes back out quickly) Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yeah, think so. Oh! (She notices the tranquiliser dart has hit her in the butt and removes it) Huh. (Sways back) Whoah.
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
Rachel: I dont know, Im sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
CHANDLER: I'm back.
JOEY: And you feel like we hold you back.
ROSS: There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica)
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
GUY: Alright, fine. [on the phone] I'll call you back. [hands the phone to her]
RACH: Ohhhhhhhh God. [climbs off his back]
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
[Ross walks back in, Rachel's coat in hand.]
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
Ross: I'm having... I'm having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
[Phoebe runs over the curb. Joey gets in the back seat, Chandler in the front]
MONICA: Well put it back.
CHANDLER: [Chandler gets in the back seat] Hey!
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
JOEY: Hey. [Phoebe takes off, Joey and Chandler are thrown back in the seat]
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
MONICA: So we're back on?
CAROL: We're back on.
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.
COMMERCIAL VOICEOVER: Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth...
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
[back to Rachel and Monica]
[back to Chandler and Susie]
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Barry: (to Mindy) Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
[Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.]
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
Rachel: (jerks back from the tester) What?!
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Joey: I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.
CHANDLER: You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].
RACHEL: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
Rachel: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)