words in movies
Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)
Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that its the smoke detector thats beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
(Ross continues to climb down. He puts his other foot further down on Joeys torso, but that doesnt work very well and hes forced to wrap his legs around Joey. Which then forces Joey to get a nice and close view of Rosss crotch.)
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joeys legs.)
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Rachel: So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Phoebe: (watching around and whispering) Ok, are they listening?
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Joey: (turns around very fast) I like although!
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Monica: Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
Chandler: Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...
(He turns around frantically from side to side.)
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)
Chandler: You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
(Rachel and Ross turn around and look at Phoebe and Joey with puzzled expressions on their faces.)
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Ross: There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.
Ross: (He freaks out and starts jumping around brushing his sweater) WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
Rachel: Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!
Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here...
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Ross: I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Chandler: No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.)
Joey: (to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
Joey: Where? (looking around)
Monica: (Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
Chandler: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
(They walk passed each other, Ross towards the door, Chandler towards the counter, suddenly they turn around to face each other)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.