words in movies
[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]
Monica: How are you doing?
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Rachel: How are you?
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Evil Bitch: Are you looking at her?!
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Monica: We are pretty good.
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Cliff: Are all the questions this personal?
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
(Ross and Rachel are, needless to say, stunned at the arrival of Janice.)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]
Rachel: Are you okay?
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Janice: Hes a keeper. How are you feeling?
Janice: I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are on your own.
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Rachel: Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
(All others are looking up, surprised)
Wendy: Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking for that ham.
(All are leaving, wishing each other a Merry Christmas, peace on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays.)
Monica: Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?
Wendy: You are to me... (She gets closer again, putting her arms around his torso.)
MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Monica: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Phoebe: What are those?
Gavin: Why do you even care if I was looking at her? Are you jealous?
Rachel: Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?
Rachel: Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
Ross: What are you, a child?
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
Phoebe: Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!
Ross: Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.
[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Chandler: So are you gonna...talk to her?
Gavin: Yes, I feel that you are a little annoying.
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Chandler: Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
Gavin: I missed you at work today. How are you feeling?
Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Chandler: Are those my wife�s nipples?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Michelle: What are you taking amoxicillin for?
Phoebe: Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?
Joey: Wow! So, how are you?
Sonia: Are you looking to meet somebody?
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Joey: Why are they doing this?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Monica: Just figured, 'cause you and Ross are...
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.
Chandler: (excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Monica: What are you doing?
Phoebe: Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Monica: Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!
Joey: Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair. (To Chandler.) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
[Cut to outside. Phoebe and Joey are walking down the street to Central Perk.]
[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind]
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, "Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe and Mike enters.]
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Mike: What are you talking about?
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Ross: wow, are you still going to move in with him?
Ross: Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica are seated at the table.]
Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)
Phoebe: Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...
Phoebe: Are you gonna change yours?
Chandler: What are you doin'?