words in movies
Joey: Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks.
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
Chandler: Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think theyre a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Woman: Well, I dont know. Are you a masseur?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
Monica: (To Chandler) How great are you, you little saver?! I mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh, you guys are so made for each other.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there.]
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Rachel: Who are you supposed to be?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
Rachel: Are you drunk?!
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone with her mother. Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone. Chandler's thoughts are in italics.]
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...
Joey: Are you going to do it?
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat) He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Jill: Are you alright?
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
Ross: Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.]
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Are these the shoes?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.
Monica: How are you?
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang are looking at old photos.]
Chandler: Who are those people?
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Monica: Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats.]
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Monica: No! No, she doesnt. Uh Phoebe, what she makesthats uhtheyre sock rabbits. They are completely differentOkay! Okay! Okay! I didnt make it! Im sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that were supposed to make the presents!
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?
Phoebe: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.
Phoebe: Are you alright?
[Scene: Max and David's lab, they are working. Phoebe knocks on the door]
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Max: Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Joey: So are you gonna tell him?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.
Joey: What are you mad at me for?!
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Coma Guy: I feel good! ...Who are you?
Joey: I'm telling ya... (his eyes open wide and he looks like his eyes are about to pop out. He stares at Ross like this without blinking) I can do it.
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
(They almost kiss and then Joey realises her kids are staring at them)
Joey: Why, are you moving out?
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...
...My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's breezy...
Monica: Are you sure?
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Are you moving out?
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: Are you okay?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.]
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Monica: Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
Phoebe: Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Chandler: Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"