words in movies
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
Joey: No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
[Cut to the inside of Monica and Rachel's apartment, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. The next script is being delivered.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
[they kiss and Ross backs her into her apartment and turns on the lights]
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.)
[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Ryan are playing Monopoly.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ross are in the kitchen. Phoebe is sitting at the couch with oven mits on her hands.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Ross: It's an empty apartment.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She is packing a few tings into boxes.]
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa.� Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out.� Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.)
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Chloe: But my apartment is so...
(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
(They all go over to her apartment.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?