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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still in their chairs watching TV. Chandler is ordering a pizza.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still watching TV. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.]
MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
(Mike enters the apartment.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
[scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
(Chandler enters the apartment)
[Scene: Ross's apartment.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey’s Apartment. Ross is filming his parents ]
(Phoebe enters the apartment again.)
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in.]
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly "minding her own business".]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]