words in movies
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Phoebe: And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Phoebe: But great news about the apartment pants, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
Chandler: Ho-oh, hes gonna get some! (Rachel looks at him.) Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. Yknow so umm, hes closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. (Pause) Well, Im off to bed! (Goes to bed.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
(Mike enters the apartment.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
[scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
(Chandler enters the apartment)
[Scene: Ross's apartment.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey’s Apartment. Ross is filming his parents ]
(Phoebe enters the apartment again.)
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.]
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly "minding her own business".]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]