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[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Joey: Okay. (Reading.) "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross (Points to him.)
Joey: (Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Ross: It's an empty apartment.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa.� Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out.� Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.)
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She is packing a few tings into boxes.]
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Chloe: But my apartment is so...
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
(They all go over to her apartment.)
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then its Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then its Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and its concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping its wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]