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Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
MR. BOYLE: He didn't have any.
MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Phoebe: No wait! JustOkayJust wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Dont make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.
MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
Gerston: Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger? (They discover that Chandler is listening) Hey, Chandler.
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
ROSS: Any time. [He doesn't want to let her go]
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Monica: Not any more!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Charity guy: Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Rachel: Any sign of your brother?
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Student: Thanks, any suggestions?
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Ross: Oh, I-I dont think theres any trail.
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Chandler: Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldnt find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: No! No!! Its me! Its me! I-I didnt want to make any noise!
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen