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[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

JOEY: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

PHOEBE: And because you're both, you know, white women.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MRS. GREENE: Oh well thank you. Such a gentleman. Thank you. [Chandler takes the hot pink coat and grimaces at it] Ahh, it all looks so nice, so festive, all the balloons... [Chandler, remembering that Joey and Mr. Greene are in the bedroom, throws her coat in a cupboard] The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. I was...[Joey peeks out]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[they kiss and Ross backs her into her apartment and turns on the lights]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: Ok, everybody, there's food and drinks on the table. Go across the hall.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandler's, go now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

PHOEBE: Shh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: All righty roo. [closes the door] What a great moment to say that for the first time. [goes to get the cigarettes and glasses]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: Yes. [pulls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene] I was just warming up the earpieces for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

ROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Chandler and Joey stop dancing and laugh at her]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Chandler and Joey's party]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Chandler and Joey's party]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MR. GREENE: You work and you work and you work on a boat...

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MR. GREENE: ...and you sand it and you varnish it...

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MR. GREENE: ...and her yoga and her Bridges of Madison County...

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MRS. GREENE: ...the scotch and the cigarettes...

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MR. GREENE: ...and the bansai's and the chiuaua...

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: [running out of his apartment after a girl] Ok, ok, you can be shirts and I'll be skins. I'll be skins. [sits down beside Rachel] Hey, how you holdin' up there, tiger? Oh, sorry, when my parents were getting divorced I got a lot of tigers. Got a lot of champs, chiefs, sports, I even got a governor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

RACHEL: Ya know, I just, so weird. I mean I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other and all I kept thinking about was the fourth of July.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

RACHEL: It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

CHANDLER: I, I know. [Hugs her. Ross walks out and Chandler puts her in his arms.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MRS. GREENE: Alright, Monica dear, I'm gonna hit the road. Now I've left my 10 verbs on the table. And you be sure and send me that finished poem.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

RACHEL: Ok, I've got one. [blows out the candles. Somebody calls out 'heads up' and the volleyball lands in the flan] Wow, those things almost never come true.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: Y’know what? I-I’m not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay—(Ned looks shocked)—Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You don’t love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, I’ll be right with you. (To Ned) Don’t make this worse and I’ll give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "I’m Rachel Greep! I’m Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Great…Great…and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didn’t want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Rachel: Oh, well drop and give me ten more!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Written by: Doty Abrams Produced by: Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Flashback clips transcribed by: Guineapig, Dan Silverstein, Ruth Curran, Eric Aasen and Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and compiled by Eleonora. Final check by Kim

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Weee!!! (Ross pushes her and lets go.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: What?! (She accidentally starts the blender without the lid on it and fruit flies everywhere.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my son’s first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasn’t supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show…

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: And that’s the only colour that comes in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Tell her, I'm allergic, and I will sue!

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: Can you believe this? (Rachel exhales in amazement.) We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(They both pull but Joey slips out and starts to fall backwards just as Chandler enters, scaring him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Chandler enters hungover and groaning)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Matt: And then sometimes during the show y’know but you’re like, the scene’s going one way but you’re just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monica’s baking cookies in our old apartment?

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Monica rolls, and Ross goes first.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: I don’t think so! You’re just giving me Ruth so you’ll get to name it when it’s a boy, and that’s when you’ll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, I’d be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emily’s apartment. We hear Emily’s phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emily’s answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say…]

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Joey: No-no, I can’t! I can’t! Not after the other night, it’s just it’s…too weird, okay? Don’t tell her I’m here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Don’t eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: You’re so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Monica: Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) he’s a lawyer!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

[Joey and Ross drop their video game controllers.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Joey: Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(Walks out and after he closes the door Phoebe turns around and takes a bite out of what is left of his candy bar.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Frank: Yeah, y’know when we found out we were going to have a baby, y’know I figured y’know like I should y’know have like a career—and I love refrigerators!

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers…(He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

David: Right-o, right-o... (to Mike) Take good care of her. (and he leaves)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Frank: No-no ah, everything's okay. Everybody's healthy there's 30 fingers and 30 toes.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, ‘cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! (She takes out a sock that’s been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Okay! (He scurries out the set door and re-enters, extremely impressed) All right!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk.  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored.  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!"  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Monica: Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. Uh, we’ll dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds it’s not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'...

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Monica: Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents don’t.) What?

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Phoebe: Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions...

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: guineapig, Ruth Curran, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, Josh Hodge,  Dan Silverstein, and Eric Aasen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Monica: No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Elizabeth: (ignoring him and picking up a pitcher) Who drank all the Kamikazes?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, there’s one more thing. Uhh, uh it’s really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how she’s never seen a naked man who wasn’t Jewish. So… (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let’s plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Y’know what, I want you to take the chef job.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) Well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke—(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)—Diet Coke.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

[Scene: Ross's apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

(Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk to check the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths, "What?" Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screams and runs away.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Rachel: No, no-no, it’s okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: All right that’s it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: Well, someone was supposed to write "Rach, take down the lights" and put it on the re... frigerate... (finally noticing Monica’s note stuck to the refrigerator) How long has that been there?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasn’t really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Chandler imitates retching and gets out of the chair.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, ‘cause my Grandma doesn’t know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: (pours more and slides the refill to Joey) All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Jennifer: Katie. Geez! See Katie, come here—Katie! (Katie spills some popcorn.) Katie, come here Katie. (She obeys and sits where she’s supposed to.) Very good.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24