words in movies
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Amy: You're not good!
Amy: Hi!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Amy: So beautiful.
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Amy: A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Amy: It's his dad.
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Amy: I’m gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Amy: Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!
Amy: Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.
Amy: I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!
Amy: Thank you! So, can I stay with you?
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Amy: Oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Amy: Good morning.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Amy: Well, I can do it.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
(Amy approaches from behind)
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Amy: (Very excited about it) Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Amy: Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
Amy: Hi!
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Amy: She did? Who got her condo in Boca?
Amy: I'm fine! And, I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready?
(Amy takes off Emma's hat)
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Amy: Ta-daaa!
Amy: Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Amy: Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.
Amy: (Sarcastically) O-Okay!
Amy: You're kicking me out?
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Amy: Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Amy: Ass and face.
Amy: You can?
Amy: Ugh, I'm sorry... Ella.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Amy: Enter Amy!
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.