words in movies
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Ross: Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, dont give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, dont turn your back to him.
Rachel: Oh, ah with who?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Chandler: No, I ah, I didnt do them.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Joey: Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Joey: Is ah, is Chandler around?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....
Ross: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Monica: Sounds like shes got the ah, whole package.
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Chloe: Great. Ill ah, see ya then.
Ross: What is ah, Rach in her room?
Chandler: Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.