words in movies
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Ross: Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?
Ross: Ah! (realises) Oh.
Monica: Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
Dr. Mitchell: (on the phone) Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... (handing it to Monica) ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Ross: Ah! (She hugs him.) Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, yknow give it a test ride.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
JOEY: Ah, the stalker.
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.