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Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Yknow, the hazelnut actually not a nut, its a seed.
Carol: Ooh, actually Ive been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!
Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
Bitsy: She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his. (Mike walks in) Oh, hello dear...
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Ross: (buzzes) Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
Joey: They actually said that?
Chandler: I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
CHANDLER: Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!
Ross: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.
Rachel: Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster.
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
Chandler: No, no, no, actually losers rhyme.
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, Im, Im smoking still.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Ginger: Actually, me too.
Chandler: No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Chandler: (to Monica) Actually hes the smallest person in the world.
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Mischa: (to Monica) Oh, hes unbelievable. I mean for the first time in three years somebody wants to actually want to talk to me, but do you think he would let me enjoy that, no!! (to Sergei) You silly diplomat, why dont you learn some English, Sergei?
Rachel: Well, we never actually got to dinner.
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Ross: You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Monica: Noo!! Its driving me crazy. I mean every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Ross: Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me.
RACH: Ummmm.... well, actually I'm already done, but I...I kinda got plans.
Charlie: Actually, I'm kinda happy to be leaving... I just broke up with someeone.
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Rachel: No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
RUSS: Actually, I'm a... kind of a.... you know, a... date-type... thing... of Rachel's.
Phoebe: Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.
Ross: Well ah, actually...
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.
Chandler: No, actually Lauries a boy.
Phoebe: Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.
Phoebe: Yeah, I actually dont know...
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Chandler: Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs. That and spandex. J )
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Phoebe: No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that ones actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense.
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Joey: I have actually not heard of that.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Chandler: Actually, me too.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Rachel: Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committee is meeting people all day and
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
Ross: Uh actually Joey, its the Cretasous period.
Joey: Well okay, so then youre fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as its hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. Its when the heat goes away, thats when youre in trouble.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Ross: Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Joey: Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Phoebe: Well its only like my favorite bay! {Actually, its not bad. It just gets a little cold in winter, but in Wisconsin winter only lasts from August to June. J }