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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didn’t want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: (seeing the stack of newspapers) Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers! It must be a good review! Is it great?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after…

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: Okay look, there’s nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. There’s a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: I’m just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: I thought you already have a job.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: And people say you don’t pay attention. No, this is a much better job. It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… (Feeds him a spoonful of what she’s cooking.) I’m getting my revenge!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: We are having a baby together, but we’re not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, we’d like this delivered please.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, that’s one of the reasons why we’re not a couple.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: I chose those, I’m a paleontologist.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, don’t get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like he’s a doctor, but he’s not.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Oh my God! I’m standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I’m bored.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. There’s a great gym right around the corner from your building.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Cashier: I can tell you work out. (Ross is please and Rachel looks at him confused.) A paleontologist who works out, you’re like Indiana Jones. (Rachel has a disbelieving look on her face.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasn’t on the list. A whore.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Sounds like you’re a little jealous.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Is that a real place? (Rachel’s stunned) Are they hiring?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Y’know! You don’t make a very good first impression.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Well it’s just like you’re trying too hard. Always making jokes, y’know, you just—You come off a little needy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Food Critic: I’m torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal. (Throws down the spoon and walks out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; there’s a new class comin’ in.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (There’s a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Katie: Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this. (A blanket.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Katie: Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my job description.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs she’s holding are arguing.) No! You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re the horny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh! It’s okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: Oh good. Good, because I’m sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Cooking Teacher: Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do…is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: The Cooking Class, everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Y’know, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and I’m sorry, but I don’t care.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, you’re up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, I’m a dork.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: I do! I’m a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! It’s not a courtroom drama!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Cooking Teacher: If you’re a professional chef, what are you doing taking Introduction to Cooking?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: I’m-I’m sorry, it’s just that umm… Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandro’s, and umm I just got a really bad review…

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Cooking Teacher: Oh yes! You’re an excellent chef! As a person you’re a little…

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Okay then, I don’t stink. I’m a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

The Interviewer: All right then, we’ll have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, you’ll fit in well here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: Oh my God this doesn’t count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! There’s a crazy guy out in the hall!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: No! No, she’s—She was nice. I mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Ross: (pause) Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you…

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Rachel: No that’s just—(Laughs)—That’s just ‘cause I’m such a good messer!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that’s the first A I’ve gotten since seventh grade, and I didn’t have to sleep with the teacher this time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Monica: Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

CHANDLER: Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let’s plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Y’know what, I want you to take the chef job.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying—(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says…) Oh no.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: So you risked your life, for a sandwich!

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Well, yeah, right, y’know what? Yeah, you’re right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively)……I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y’know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y’know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Monica: No, no it’s going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don’t say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, I’m-I’m saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she can’t because she’s dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember she’s dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didn’t see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesn’t get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Here’s to mom and dad! Whatever!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasn’t really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Ross: Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

(A worker comes to open the door and the horde starts to press forward.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Ross: Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Conan: When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be; there must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of a scene.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Joey: Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! (He grabs a screwdriver and starts to attack the compressor, only he causes a small short circuit and shocks himself.) Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

PHOEBE: I can be a waitress. OK watch this. Um, gimme two number ones, 86 the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and rick'em, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (It’s a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Ross: Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly (points to Molly). Molly, Chandler, Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…}

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Rachel: It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin’ sail up the Hudson! You’ve got the wind in your h—(sees that he’s bald)—arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that you’ve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin’! You can—ooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when you’re old, Cappy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. There’s a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler’s door, and starts to complain about the noise.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Dina: I can’t believe she’s really gone. Look around you, all of this is ours. (They move into kiss but; they’re stopped by Joey entering with a huge bandage wrapped around his head.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Rachel: On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isn’t She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Will: That’s right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Janice: (to butcher) No, thank you. (Chandler makes a sound and she notices him) Chandler!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: What do you think she’s just gonna sit there quietly? You don’t think she’s gonna want to make a toast? You don’t think she’s gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: A basket of mini-muffins.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Ross: Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

MONICA: Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Ross: Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the point of origin.) In the Aroma Room.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Look (hands him a drink) it was a lo-o-ong time ago.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I don’t need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished they’d care just a little bit though.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I’ll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn’t see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, I’ll slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don’t wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A mailbox, Ross is mailing the invitations.  He throws a bunch into the mailbox, but pauses with Rachel's.  And it starts another round of clips.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: Okay. Well that’s pretty much all that we have—Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita? (Holds up a bottle of margarita mix.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: Worked like a charm.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Chandler: Yes-yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to uh, demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: I’m fine! I’m fine! I’m just losing a tooth, it’s no big deal. I have a dentist! Y’know. I’m gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (She’s not happy.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Joey: I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

ROSS: Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive and. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e… (Notices that the TV is turned off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he can’t straighten his fingers.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions…

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Joey: It looks like a women's purse.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Melissa: (quietly) I’m a party planner. I’ll see you tomorrow. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

MONICA: Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door] Gunther, where're you going?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick ‘cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, you’ve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I’m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: (Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Monica: Ohhh, ooohhh... you are on a roll, mister!

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Heeling Hands Inc., Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

PHOEBE: Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, it's like, um, 'Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against.  So she didn't want to sue him.   Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr…

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Woman: Well, I don’t know. Are you a masseur?

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: Well, this-this-this was great. Didn’t everybody have a great time?

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

[Scene: Rachel and Barry’s bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course it’s a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11