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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: (stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: (singing) "I'm a little bit country"...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: (singing) "...and I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll"!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: Thanks to a little something called "Helvetica Bold 24 point"!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding him)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: A rock, a dog, the earth.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Gene: You put this on a sandwich.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Gene: You put this on a hamburger!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Gene: Hey! I got a kid starting college. I've to get surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Missy: Well, Chandler and I used to make out! A lot!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot of stairs!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word: "Rotunda") Pass. (Next word: "Filibuster" stares at it a moment) Pass. (Henrietta is looking very confused) (Next word: "Addendum" 4 seconds remaining) Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: ADRIENNE TURNER!! (A girl behind them turns around)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Look (hands him a drink) it was a lo-o-ong time ago.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: (smiling a little nervously) Hmm mmmhm..

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did you do to my mom?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Pizza guy: SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: I'm in college and I'm in a band.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: (after a pause) Finish it!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Gene: A match, a candle...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Gene: A torch, a bonfire... (Joey seems lost) uhm, your pee...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

(and another bell for the correct answer. "3 to win" and "What a dog might say")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Gene: "I'd like to go for a walk", uhm "scratch my belly".

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Ross: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Rachel: Don’t say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross what’s in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: I’m saying that she… is a devil woman! Y’know I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I don’t hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Ross: No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’m a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

(He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, "Welcome to the World, Baby Bing.")

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: …so then the farmer says, "That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Ross: No! No! Not—I don’t mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, who’s umm six and I still think of him as a baby.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

(Phoebe tips it upside down, and a shoe falls out)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: No! No, you know what? (closes the door) You [can�t get in there] (?), the baby�s fine, now squam (?). Yeah, [I told you a|Tell your] story walking. (?)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

(there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct murmuring)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Tim: Well, you’ve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Come on man there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Mike: It's a Speedo.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Charlton Heston: (tosses him a towel, motions for him to get out of the shower and sits down on the couch) Every actor at one time or another—opp! (Joey tries to sit down next to him and Heston makes him sit somewhere else.) Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won’t even watch himself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a woman’s breasts.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Teacher: Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies… (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: No! No! Look at that! (drags her away from the window) It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: Rachel’s Doctor’s Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Phoebe: That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He’s wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Ross: Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

RACHEL: You went out with a guy in the Navy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on…)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she’s been nothing but terrible to you. And don’t forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn’t even thanked you for it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Dr. Rhodes: Thank you soo much for coming on such a short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, I've-I've-I've been practicing medicine for twenty-three years, and I'm stumped.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Well, I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. (Ross just happens to have his hand on a sheet that is covering something that suspiciously looks like a bike.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, I’ll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, it’s still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, it’s a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Chandler: That’s a mailman! That’s our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Chandler: Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That’s it!! That’s everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Phoebe: Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

MIKE: My cousin's a paleontologist.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: (worried) He’s the headliner of a gay burlesque show.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Look, I-I know it’s not a proposal and I don’t know where you are, but with everything that’s been going on and with Emma and…I’ve been feeling…

"Friends", season 9, episode 1